Thursday, December 31, 2009

Kids will be Kids...Funny Prayers by kids

God will surely listen to these prayers.

 A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am."

One particular four-year-old prayed, "And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."

A Sunday school teacher asked her children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."

Mother Melinda overheard Amanda's prayer: "And God, please find Tasha and make her fall into a mud puddle while she is wearing her nicest clothes, and then have somebody come and step on her..." After Amanda was done praying, Melinda asked her to explain herself. Amanda proudly proclaimed that she was doing what she had learned in Bible study Ð "pray for your enemies!"

After an exasperating day with friend Tiffany, involving lots of unwilling sharing, Jane's prayer went like this: "Dear Lord, thank you for my day with Tiffany. But tomorrow God, please don't let her whine!"

A family were visiting a new church, and they happened to have a speaker that night. Aerial, a five year old can barely see over the pews up to the stage where the speaker is praying. She notices he is finnished, and the entire church is silent. Then the pastor, who is sitting down in a chair behind the man who is standing there speaking at the pulpit begins speaking. (Aerial cannot see him). Her eyes grew to about the size of half dollars, and she turned to her mother and asked, "IS That GOD Talking MOMMY?"

These prayers written by youngsters  will make your day,it sure did mine




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