Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Amusing letters!!!

Who cares for an appproval??

Frustration generally gets the better of us. This entertaining letter by a frustrated aspiring individual after a string of rejections will amuse you to no end.

Herbert A. Millington
Chair Search
Committee
412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
College Hill, MA 34109

Dear Professor Millington,
Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I
regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
an assistant professor position in your department.
This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually
large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field
of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.
Despite Whitson's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in
rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at
this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor
in your department this August. I look forward to seeing you then.
Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely,
Chris L. Jensen

The wake up call

Here is another instance of a witty reply in the face of refusals.

A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from
his girlfriend back home.


Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us
is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice,
since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us.
I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love,
Becky.

The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any
snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or
ex-girlfriends. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other
pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies.There were 57
photos in that envelope.... along with this note:

Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are.
Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care,
Ricky

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  2. The top one is awesome. I'll have to keep that in mind for when I graduate. =)

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