Friday, April 23, 2010

Actual amusing witty signs!!

Actual witty signs found around the earth....




At the electric company: We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be.


In a counselors office: “Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.






At a car dealership: The best way to get back on your feet? Miss a car payment.

At A Laundry Shop: How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?




At an optometrist's office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right
place.

In a Florida maternity ward: No children allowed.




Billboard on the side of the road: Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs.

On a restaurant window: Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.





In the front yard of a funeral home: Drive carefully. We’ll wait.

In the offices of a New Jersey loan company: Ask about our plans for owning your home.



On the window of a Kentucky appliance store: Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work.


In a Veterinarian’s waiting room: “Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!”

In the window of an Oregon general store: Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?



On a desk in a reception room: We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left.



Sign at the psychic’s Hotline: “Don’t call us, we’ll call you.”


On a maternity room door: Push. Push. Push.





 Outside a second-hand store: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain.

Inside a Bowling Alley: “Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop.”
 
Pizza shop slogan: “7 days without pizza makes one Weak.”



In a Nonsmoking Area: “If we see smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”

On an Electricians truck: “Let us remove your shorts.”







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