Friday, March 26, 2010

Humorous things drunk people do!!

Things That Are Difficult To Say When Drunk

Things that are difficult to say when drunk
•    Innovative
•    Preliminary
•    Proliferation
•    Cinnamon

Things that are very difficult to say when drunk
•    Specificity
•    Anti-constitutionalistically
•    Passive-aggressive disorder

•    Transubstantiate

Things that are impossible to say when drunk

•    No, thanks, I’m married.
•    No more booze for me!
•    Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
•    Good evening, officer. Isn’t it lovely out tonight? •    Oh, I couldn’t! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
•    I’m not interested in fighting you.
•    Thank you, but I won’t attempt to dance. I have no coordination. I’d hate to look like a fool!
•    Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
I must go home now. I have to work in the morning.

Well you remember that difficult yoga posture your instructor said you must be doing but you thought you could never pull it off,well we found a new way through which you might impress your yoga instructor the next time.Well get really drunk and no yoga posture could ever cause problems.Don't believe me ,then see for yourself!!


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