Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Stupid but amusing blondes

Blondes have always been stereotyped as being dumb beauties,all of us have probably heard more blonde jokes then we care to remember,but if you think blondes are not dumb then you need to reconsider again after this post .

HERE are the best of the dumbest blonde  by Hollywood’s hottest actors and socialites, complied by The Sun newspaper in London.

Alicia Silverstone on her role in Clueless: “I think that the film was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness.”

Chantelle Houghton when Big Brother said she had changed since becoming a celebrity: “I’ve changed? What do you mean… I’ve changed my clothes?”

Paris Hilton on her technique on the red carpet: “I don’t really think, I just walk.”

Jessica Simpson on her first day at high school: “A teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. I was sooo excited. I was like, Damn it! It’s my first day of 7th grade, I’m in junior high and I know this answer. So I raised my hand, I was the first one, and I said A-E-I-O-U!”

 Sam Fox on fitness clothes: “I’ve got 10 pairs of training shoes – one for every day of the week.”

Lady Victoria Hervey on the homeless: “It’s so bad being homeless in winter. They should go somewhere warm like the Caribbean where they can eat fresh fish all day.”

 Britney on Japan “I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.”

 Paris Hilton on her fame: “There’s nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde, like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana and, right now, I’m that icon.”

 Chantelle Houghton on George Galloway: “He looks at us like we’re stupid, scatty, uneducated girls. He’s a right chauvinistic pig, whatever that means!”

 Cameron Diaz on science: “I’ve been noticing gravity since I was very young.”

Britney Spears on where she might start her theatre career: “I would rather start out somewhere small, like London or England.”

 Christina Aguilera on film festivals: “So where’s the Cannes film festival being held this year?”

 Paris Hilton on her career choices: “First wanted to be a veterinarian. And then I realised you had to give them shots to put them to sleep, so I decided I’d just buy a bunch of animals and have them in my house instead.”

 Britney on capital punishment: “I am for the death penalty. Who commits terrible acts must get a fitting punishment. That way he learns the lesson for the next time.” 
Ivana Trump on literature: “Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.”

 Britney Spears on her first tour: “Where the hell is Australia anyway?”

 Alicia Douvall on surgery: “I know it (plastic surgeries) will kill me. But I’d rather die trying to sort things out.”

 Jodie Marsh on cooking: “Is an egg a vegetable?”

 Mariah Carey on the death of the King of Jordan: “I loved Jordan. He was one of the greatest athletes of our time.”

Pamela Anderson on her secret to success: “I don’t think about anything too much . . . If I think too much, it kind of freaks me out!”

 Brooke Shields on her campaign against smoking: “Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”

Heather Locklear on being proud of her heritage: “From an early age I was aware of what America meant, and how the Marines at Camp Pendleton were ready to defend us at a moment’s notice. I also remember what fabulous bodies those troops had.”

 Chantelle Houghton working out the shopping budget: “Eleventy-twelve pence? I don’t get it. How much is that then?”

 Cyndi Crawford on modelling: “In the studio, I do try to have a thought in my head, so that it’s not like a blank stare.”

 The late Anna Nicole Smith on suicide bombers: “Doesn’t that hurt?”

 Jessica Simpson to the President when visiting the White House: “I love what you’ve done with the place!”


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