Friday, April 9, 2010

The best of Dilbert!!

 A magazine recently ran a “Dilbert Quotes” contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real-life Dilbert-type managers. These were voted the top ten quotes from Dilbert managers in corporate world

“What I need is an exact list of specific unknown problems we might encounter.”  (Lykes Lines Shipping)

“E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data. It should be used only for company business.”  (Accounting manager, Electric Boat Company)

“This project is so important we can’t let things that are more important interfere with it.”  (Advertising/Marketing manager, United Parcel Service)

“Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting the schedule.” (Plant Manager, Delco Corporation)

“No one will believe you solved this problem in one day! We’ve been working on it for months.  Now go act busy for a few weeks and I’ll let you know when it’s time to tell them.”  (R&D supervisor, Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing/3M Corp.)

 “Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say.” ( AMKOD Team Leader, DCMA AIMO Kelly Greenville)

“We know that communication is a problem, but the company is not going to discuss it with the employees.”   (Switching supervisor, AT&T Long Lines Division)


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