Sunday, May 30, 2010

Things You'd Love To Say At Work

How often do you have an urge to scream at your fellow colleague at work,but something inside you always keeps you from doing so,wouldn't life be a bed of roses if we could just for a day stop being diplomatic and just say what we feel,here are some lines i have saved for that day

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

How about never? Is never good for you?

I'm easy to get along with, once you people learn to worship me.

It sounds like English, but I don't know what in the hell you're talking about.

I like you. You remind me of me—when I was young and foolish.

You validate my inherent mistrust of strangers.

I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn.

Do people often visualize duct tape over your mouth this early in your conversations?

I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you

Just because no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

And your crybaby, whiny-assed opinion would be...?

Do I look like a people person?

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.


  1. Me to Boss : Working with you makes me want to apply for an Axe Murderer's position!

  2. I wish I knew of these lines earlier...could have used most of them on my ex-colleagues :)

  3. A few more for your list:

    *Just because I'm playing minesweeper does not mean I have time to listen to your problems.

    *Stop your whining, or I'll staple your lips together

    *Yeah you are PMSing. I noticed. But that's not an excuse not to shave and tuck in your shirt.

    * Will you stop staring over my shoulder or should I elbow you in the crotch.

    * (Directed at HR) - Is it just you or is there an f*kwit school your types get degrees from