Monday, June 7, 2010

Hey wanna have some coffee.....

Girls often complain that men are like subway trains because they  use the same old lines to pick people up,well heres how some of them get even......

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.

Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Woman: It's in the phone book.

Man: But I don't know your name.
Woman: That's in the phone book too.

Man: What sign were you born under?
Woman: No Parking.

Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone.

Man: I can tell that you want me.
Woman: Ohhhh. You're so right. I want leave.

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die

Man: I'd go through anything for you.
Woman: Good! Let's start with your bank account.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there? 

Woman after hearing a pickup line:
I like your approach, now let's see your departure.

He: Would you like to dance?
She: Not with you.
He: Oh, come on. Lower your standards a little, I just did.

He: Do you wanna dance?
She: Yeah but not with you!
He: You must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants!

He: Does beauty run in your family?
She: It obviously doesn't in yours!

He: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
She: Yeah, but this time don't stop!

He: I think you're the best looking girl in here.
She: Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!

He:"I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included."
She: "Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk."


  1. He: You are beautiful!
    She: You stupid...
    He: Not stupid. Liar!

  2. hehehe hilarious...
    Very cheesy pick up lines and such witty remarks :)

  3. What is it that makes me laugh harder everytime I read these oneliners...sadism I think..:) or maybe remembered glee..

  4. wonderful one liners. I come here when I feel blue and need a pick-me-up (no pun intended!:P)

  5. hahaha :D
    Lemme use one of them sometime soon :P