Monday, June 14, 2010

Men are from earth and so are the women :p

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"What would men be without women?
Scarce, sir .. mighty scarce."
Mark Twain
Both the genders will have a different point of view about Twain's musings,I have a soft corner for my fellow men so,this post is dedicated to the guys.



We are all of sick of incessant whims and crazy what to do lists of women so we picked up this pretty cool list of rules for the women.We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note ... these are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us
complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints
do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect
us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.Really.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like
camping.

5 comments:

  1. Oh gawd what a nasty post..hahahha totally enjoyed it :P

    And I so agree with the colours thingy..my hubby can never understand seagreen..either its blue or its green :)

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  2. Loved it.....
    we girls know most of them still we want you to act our way.... :)
    Awesome... i will share it with all my friends.

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  3. I love this every time I read it. I agree. Women have too many rules (that's saying a lot, because I'm a woman).

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  4. what you say is inadmissible in an argument after 7 days? Hmph! I would say it is inadmissible the moment the words leave your lips!

    and do you know why Columbus mistook the West Indies for India? Because he didn't take instructions from a woman! :)

    Lovely post that. Every woman will identify her man in those rules, i am sure!

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