Wednesday, June 2, 2010

What sex are they???


Well what if we were to classify inanimate objects as genders????



Object Male Female Why
Ziploc Bags
X

While they hold everything in, you can still see right through them.
Shoe
X


It's often unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.
Copier


X
Once it's turned off, it takes a while to warm up.
Tire
X


It's often over-inflated and some go bald.
Hot Air Balloon
X


To get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it. And, of course, there's all that hot air.
Sponges


X
They're soft, squeezable and retain water.
Subway
X


It uses the same old lines to pick people up
Hourglass


X
Over time, all its weight shifts to the bottom.
Hammer
X


It hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's still handy to have one around.
Remote Control


X
Ha! You thought male. But: it gives men pleasure; he'd be lost without it; and, while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!

14 comments:

  1. cool one..really witty..I loved the descriptions :)

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  2. ha ha...... In sanskrit they have a diff gender for inanimate objects! :P

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  3. that was comprehensive and very apt! Hindi and French among other Indian languages have masculine and feminine genders for inanimate objects. :)

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  4. LOL ! gues u hit te right buttons thr !!!

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  5. LOL this post is really weird. But I liked your list and more so the descriptions. :)

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