Saturday, June 5, 2010

You know you are gay when..

Do u freak out when someone calls you gay,well if you identify yourself with any of the below they might not be completely kidding

You truly don't care who Julia Roberts is sleeping with.
 

You can call anyone "honey" including pets.
 

You understand the immense importance of good lighting.
 

You can tell a woman you love her bathing suit, and truly mean her bathing suit.
 

You know how to get back at just about everyone. And have.
 

You can smile to let someone know you can't stand them.
 

You're good pals with women other people can't stand.
 

You've always got an opinion.
 

You know how to dress strategically.
 

Your car has an amusing female name.
 

You're the only one at your high school reunion who looks a lot better thanyou did in high school.
 

You've got at least one framed picture of a pet.
 

There's a married guy somewhere who is terrified of you.
 

You know how to make an entrance.
 

You know when to make an exit.
 

You've got sunscreen at every conceivable SPF level.
 

You have a cologne display worthy of Bloomingdales.
 

You know when to play dumb.
 

You know what to do for a hangover.
 

Yes, you do have a condom.
 

You've left someone totally speechless.
 

You've shaved something other than your face.
 

All your friends do not have to "get along".

You have 412 ways to tell someone to get lost. 136 are non-verbal.


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