Yes we know that every generation is different,the youth

today are so much more sophisticated then we could ever

hope to be,still trust me you wouldn't want your kids to take this exam.

NAME____________________

GANG NAME______________

1. Little Johnny has an AK 47 with a 30 round clip. He

usually misses 6 out of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds

per drive-by shooting. How many drive-by shootings can Little

Johnny attempt before he has to reload?

2. Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to

Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what

is the street value of the rest of his hold?

3. Rufus pimps 3 hos. If the price is $85 per trick, how

many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Rufus's

$800 per day crack habit?

4. Jerome wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for

$40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounces will he need?

5. Willie gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a

Corvette, and $100 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2

Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he

have to steal to have $900?

6. Raoul got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for

the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 per month, how

much money will be left when he gets out?

Extra credit bonus: how much more time will he get for

killing the ho that spent his money?

7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet

and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters

can be sprayed with 3 eight ounce cans of spray paint with

20% paint free?

8. Hector knocked up 3 girls in the gang. There are 27

girls in his gang. What is the exact percentage of girls

Hector knocked up?

9. Bernie is a lookout for the gang. Bernie has a Boa

Constrictor that eats 3 small rats per week at a cost of $5

per rat. If Bernie makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many

weeks can he feed the Boa on one week's income?

10. Billy steals Joe's skateboard. As Billy skates away at

35 mph, Joe loads his 357 Magnum. If it takes Joe 20

seconds to load his magnum, how far away will Billy be when

he gets whacked?

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