Thursday, July 29, 2010

You ought to know this

Aren't women obsessed all the time about being with that perfect guy,well we are here to make your day ladies,because we just have the perfect course to turn just about every guy into to that perfect gentleman....

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants.


Topic 1 - The toilet paper roll: do they grow on the holders?
A step by step guide, with slide presentation

Topic 2 - How to fill up the ice cube trays.
Round table discussion.

Topic 3 - Is it possible to urinate using the technique of lifting the seat up and avoiding the floor/walls and nearby bathtub?
Group practice.

Topic 4 - Fundamental differences between the laundry hamper and the floor.
Pictures and explanatory graphics.

Topic 5 - The after-dinner dishes and silverware: can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink?
Examples on video.




Topic 6 - Loss of identity: losing the remote to your significant other.
Helpline support and support groups.


Topic 7 - Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming.
Open forum.

Topic 8 - Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health.
Graphics and audio tape.

Topic 9 - Real men ask for directions when lost.
Real life testimonials.

Topic 10 - Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks?
Driving simulation.

Topic 11 - Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife.
Online class and role playing.

Topic 12 - How to be the ideal shopping companion.
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

Topic 13 - How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late.
Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.

**Upon completion of the course diplomas will be issued to the survivors.**

8 comments:

  1. Where can I sign up my husband? lol

    ReplyDelete
  2. Thata was a wonderful course info for inept men! LOL where do we sign up? :D

    I have now shifted to cybernag.in do continue visiting!

    ReplyDelete
  3. awesome... gr8 thing!
    whats the fee to sign up my bf?

    ReplyDelete
  4. awesome ! gr8 read ! hhahahhahaha ! good one after a longtime

    ReplyDelete