Sunday, August 15, 2010

Ooooppssssss!!!!!

All of us have had our share of embarrassing moments,well some have more then a handful,just like this women who can probably write a journal about them,here are some good ones :)
 

1. CURL UP AND DIE ... I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?"

2. PAD PLEASE ... An insurance man visited me at home to talk about our mortgage insurance. He was throwing a lot of facts and figures at me, and I wanted to follow as best I could, so I told my 6-year-old son to run and get me a pad. He came back and handed me a Kotex right in front of our guest.

3. HO, HO, HO............. I was taking a shower when my 2 year old son came into the bathroom and wrapped himself in toilet paper. Although he made a mess, he looked adorable, so I ran for my camera and took a few shots. They came out so well that I had copies made and included one with each of our Christmas cards. Days later, a relative called about the picture, laughing hysterically, and suggesting I take a closer look. Puzzled, I stared at the photo and was shocked to discover that in addition to my son, I had captured my reflection in the mirror wearing nothing but a camera!

4. LADY GOLFER ... I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me, without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls."

5. NUTS ABOUT YOU............My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and I turned beet red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget.

6. MOM'S ADVICE ... A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He was to phone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did it and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his stuff hanging out. "I thought I told you to call your Mom." she screamed. "I did," he said, "And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon,she'd come and pick me up from school ..."


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6 comments:

  1. what a collection of bloopers! sure enough friends and family would never allow them to die down, ever! :D

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  2. superb!!!..Im gonna tweet this and also poting it in FB.. :)

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  3. great going humour..... this r some called as real WTF situations.... hilarious writing

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  4. I am still guffawing and splitting my sides!:)))

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  5. After a long time,am visiting this space..Still the same humor alive.Reminds me of some blonde moments that I had in the past..Perhaps there would be soon a post about that :-)

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