Tuesday, September 14, 2010

I thought Otherwise!!!!

From the archives

Look we have classified everything into genders,and you thought we could never do it.



Apples are Female - the best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for them as they're afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Wine is Male - it begins as a grape, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of it until it turns into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Ziploc Bags are Male - they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

Copiers are Female - once turned off it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

A Tire is Male - it goes bald and it is often over-inflated.

A Hot Air Balloon is Male - to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it (of course, there's the hot air part, too).

Sponges are Female - they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

A Web Page is Female - it is always getting hit on.

A Subway is Male - it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

An Hourglass is Female - over time the weight shifts to the bottom.

A Hammer is Male - it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it is handy to have around.

A Remote Control is Female - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!

A Water Faucet is Female - it can turn hot or cold in just a matter of moments.

A Safety Pin is Male - it is often useful in an emergency.

A Foreign Movie is Female - it is not always completely understood.

A Computer is Female - even your smallest mistakes are stored in memory.

9 comments:

  1. What an ingenious list! Loved it! :D

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  2. wow.nice list.Safety Pins are indeed male since they hang in the mangalsutra, stuck up or hold up the sari or blouse,hold the nappy in place, good for a chappal.Love your posts dude.

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  3. that was an awesome read! good reasoning too behind each of the classification.

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  4. Brilliant! :)
    and so uncannily true.. ;)

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  5. What the HELL Mann!! Awesome list this is. Specially this one - "An Hourglass is Female - over time the weight shifts to the bottom." Hahhaha...so true

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