Saturday, September 4, 2010

The judgement day!!!

For everyone who has ever had an evaluation - just remember, it could have been worse.,trust me if your boss called you an idiot,just thank god that that's all he said,here are some employee evaluations

 "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and has started to dig."

 "I would not allow this employee to breed."

 "This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won't be."

 "When he opens his mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."

 "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."

"He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."

 "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."

 "This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts the better."

 "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together."

 "I would like to go hunting with him sometime."

 "He's been working with glue too much."

 "He would argue with a signpost."

 "If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one."
 "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."

 "Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."
 "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming."

 "He's got two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it."

 "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week ."

 "If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."

 "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean."

 "It's hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm."

 "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled."

1 comment:

  1. That indeed was below the belt stuff! But very amusing nevertheless. It takes wit to even put someone down!