Thursday, September 16, 2010

Thanks for the warning.....

From the archives......

Has it ever happened with you that you looked at a product label and couldn't suppress a smile,well here are some insanely hilarious product label which will convince you that human race is doomed to stupidity.... 





On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)






On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?





On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(and that would be how???....)





 On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!




On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)





On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?



On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(Ahh!!!Thanks for reminding I forgot to take the car keys from my 5 year old)





 On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because???....)







On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?




 On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)





On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)



On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)


On a box of fireworks:
Do not put in mouth.
(Aw, but it looks like a lollipop =[)






On a mattress:
Do not attempt to swallow.
(Thanks for the reminder…I still remember the last time it happened…..)


On a toilet brush-- "Do not use for personal hygiene."
(Unless you're homeless.)





 
On aerosol cheese can-- "Remove cap."
(But I'm not wearing a cap.)




On a fireplace log -- "Caution: Risk of Fire."
(Yep...Hope so.)




On electric cattle prod -- "For use on animals only."
(What if I kinda like it?)





On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts"
(talk about a news flash!!!)



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4 comments:

  1. You made my day. I can't stop laughing!!

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  2. Hilarious!! Hopped over from Shail's status update on FB, and super-thrilled I did :-) Will be back to read more!

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  3. ROFL.... hopped over from FB just like writerzblock..

    this is hilarouos :)

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  4. Non stop laughter..Yeh dil maange more...

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