Sunday, September 12, 2010

Why Are Men Happier?

It would have been unfair If I would not have given Men a more glorifying list then I did give the fairer sex in the last post.So here are a list of reasons why Men are happier.

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
You can open all your own jars. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. 
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind.
When clicking through the channels, you don't have to stall on every shot of someone crying.
You don't have to lug a bag of useless stuff around everywhere you go.
If you're 34 and single nobody notices.
Flowers fix everything.
Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room.
You can watch a game in silence with you buddy for hours without even thinking, "He must be mad at me."
You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him.
If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become life long buddies.
Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So... notice anything different?"

    9 comments:

    1. LOL! That was a complimentary post to the last one indeed! I particularly endorse the 'not noticing the crease on clothes' point and the one about phone conversations! :D Enjoyed it!

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    2. An interesting way to present facts and an enjoyable write up!

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    3. Hah, awesome and so true ! :D
      My first visit to your blog and guess i'm gonna continue reading it!
      You've just earned an admirer :)

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    4. don't you think most of these are applicable to women too...at least they are to me!

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    5. Very true indeed...interesting read...!!!

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    6. Nice...but i still love being a woman..we have so many choices..our lives are not so point blank and hence boring...

      but a great post :D men are lucky in many ways too...but who wants to trat the world like a urinal ...lol

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