Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Why Women Are So Bright!!!

No matter how much we hate to admit but women in some respects (actually more than some) are more sensible,graceful and sophisticated then guys can ever hope to be.So here are some pointers from a girl's perspective which you might find amusing.

  • We got off the Titanic first.
  • We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
  • We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear.
  • We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
  • There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
  • We'll never regret piercing our ears.
  • We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
  • We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, because they aren't listening anyway. 
  • Speeding ticket? What's that?
  • If you're a lousy athlete, you don't have to question your worth as a human being.
  • A new lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life.
  • If you have to be home in time for your favorite soap, you can say so, out loud.
  • You could possibly live your whole life without ever taking a group shower.
  • Brad Pitt.
  • When you take off your shoes, nobody passes out.
  • If the person you're dating is much better at something than you are, you don't have to break up with him.
  • If you think the person your dating really likes you, you don't have to break up with him.
  • If you're dumb, some people will find it cute.
  • Your hair is yours to keep.
  • You don't have to pretend to like cigars.
  • You're rarely compelled to scream at the TV.
  • You and your friends don't have to get totally wasted in order to share your feelings.
  • Sitting and watching people is all the entertainment you need.
  • Your friend won't think you're weird when you ask if there's spinach in your teeth.
  • If you're under 6', you don't have to lie about it.
  • You'll never discover you've been fooled by a Wonderbra.
  • If anything on your body isn't as big as it should be, you can get implants.
  • You can tell which glass was yours by the lipstick mark.
  • If you have big ears, no one has to know.

8 comments:

  1. lol.... all points are so true witty...
    Good one!

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  2. Every point is true! Good collection WJ! I especially loved the one about sharing feelings! Poor men, how I pity them!! :)

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  3. ROFL :D ... :D interesting pointers :D

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  4. hahaha..we got off the titanic..ahaha:))

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  5. happy to hear this from you..and there s a real good collection.My friends wud b glad to read this..

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