Saturday, October 16, 2010

Just do it, for god's sake!!!

How often women do women nag us to do things the right way;that is their way .Is their way really better?? Well you will be better equipped to answer this after this post.
Here is a list which chalks out steps generally followed by both sexes while withdrawing money from an ATM machine.

MALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to the cash machine.

2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.






FEMALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.



So what do you think which is the better way???

11 comments:

  1. Lol! So true :D
    Girls just make simple things so complex! Loved your post :P

    Btw, hope you like my post - When love calls

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  2. That's not fair, WJ. Don't you guys know that a woman's handbag is more of a hold all, because the morons of men misplace all important things and then keep searching for them all over the place. We by contrast have EVERYTHING in one place -- the handbag and have only one place to search. :P

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  3. Interesting!! Are women really so complex?

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  4. Come-on! Not all women do that. At least, I don't.

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  5. That was too much of unrequired exaggeration on women's part :-p !!!

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  6. Yup, may be not so complex, but really, thousands of things are going on in their minds.

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  7. You have such women in your life?...poor you...How come they all found YOU!...NOW that speaks volumes!

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  8. Despite the exaggeration ,I really liked the post for its uniqueness and humor.

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  9. HAHAHA

    *release parking brake*

    actually, all this does ring a bell.. I mean, geez, it's not like men have to check make-up in the mirror when they do not wear it! or go through a purse they don't have!... or know what a parking break is until you pull into the driveway and your car smells funny!

    haha... quite typical and true. men are simple... in terms of clothing, accessories... etc... BUT they get tripped up on the gadgets and video games, ...and sports.. oh geez, they have their under appreciated complexities too!! :)

    so we are kind of even :)

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  10. Huh!! I had a great laugh while reading it, but hey, that's not totally true!! :/

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