Friday, November 12, 2010

Ohhh God!!!

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child.  There are seven million.  

                                                                                                     Walt Streightiff  
   
Now ain't that true!!!Every child is so inquisitive and energetic that it is almost contagious.Assembled here is a list of amusing letters by kids to God.
Dear God,
Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? - Norma
Dear God,
I think about You sometimes even when I'm not praying. - Elliot
 
Dear God,
Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto you?" Because if you did, then I'm going to fix my brother. - Darla
 
Dear God,
I read the Bible. What does "begat" mean? Nobody will tell me. - Love, Allison
 
Dear God,
Are you really invisible or is that a trick? - Lucy
 
Dear God,
Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house? - Anita
 
Dear God,
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones You have now? - Jane
 
Dear God,
Who draws the lines around countries? - Nan
 
Dear God,
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay? - Neil
 
Dear God,
What does it mean You are a Jealous God? I thought You had everything. - Jane
Dear God,
Thank You for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy. - Joyce
 
Dear God,
Why is Sunday School on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest. - Tom L.
 
Dear God,
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before, You can look it up. - Bruce
 
Dear God,
If we come back as something - please don't let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her. - Denise
 
Dear God,
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother. - Larry
 
Dear God,
I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so much hair all over. - Sam
 
Dear God,
You don't have to worry about me. I always look both ways. - Dean
 
Dear God,
I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. - Nan
 
Dear God,
My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right. They're just kidding, aren't they? - Marsha
 
Dear God,
If You watch me in Church Sunday. I'll show You my new shoes. - Mickey D.
 
Dear God,
I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible. - Love, Chris
 
Dear God,
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in school they said You did it. So, I bet he stoled Your idea. Sincerely, Donna
 
Dear God,
I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want You to know but I am not just saying that because You are God already. - Charles

1 comment:

  1. That was the most endearing list ever. Truly, kids are so innocent. If only the world didn't take away their innocence!

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